Dumb and Dumber

So after writing about Iggy Pop last week, I went to a concert Friday night. And wouldn't you know it, two older, not at all attractive guys pulled their shirts off....like any of us actually wanted to see them shirtless. So I snapped pictures just for fun, but check what else I found when I looked a little closer:

I can't tell who the other two faces are, but the guy has a tattoo of Hitler on his back.  Seriously?!?  Like being old and overweight wasn't a big enough deterrent not to remove clothing in public, he also chooses to show off these tattoos? 

Who the hell is stupid enough to get a permanent print of Hitler on their body, and then actually blatantly display their ignorance to the rest of the world?  Well, obviously this guy is.  His buddy is just old, guess we'll give him some slack for that, but he still gets the "dumb" for hanging with Mr. Tattoo. 

And they wonder why they can't get a date....

Tattoo

Yeah, I am actually considering it.  So far my body is an untouched canvas, but I’m thinking a little artwork would be nice.  

No, I don’t think middle aged women with half their backs or arms covered in tattoos look nice; nor am I contemplating the “tramp stamp”.  A nice (long-stemmed) rose on the boob could be OK, but maybe a little tacky.  I was thinking more of using tattoos to spruce up certain parts that don’t necessarily look so good anymore.  Some use Botox to remove wrinkles, so why can’t I use tattoos to cover some cellulite??

Luckily there aren’t too many places to cover up yet….and the good thing with tattoos is you can add them as needed.  But referring to my earlier description of my body, I can put a couple of pictures to good use.

I was thinking of putting Betty Boop on my (slightly sagging) ass.  If I get one with her in an animal patterned dress (i.e. alligator skin), the cellulite should blend right in.  I’ll place her head where the skin is still smooth, and should it after a while get a bit “wrinkled”, well hell, Betty has been  wrinkle free for umpteen years. It’s about time for her to join the club of aging women too.  If she gets really lucky, she’ll end up with double chins too….who’s laughing now Betty?? LOL. 

Now if I can just figure out how to tattoo away some of the excess weight around the mid section, I’ll be in business!!