Calendar Guys

A couple of weeks ago, we had the Fire Department visit our office building after an unfortunate popcorn event. Today they came back to rescue a poor lady who got stuck in the elevator.  Nice guys, and I respect them for their work, but here's what I really want to know: Where are the calendar guys???  

This is who we want to come rescue us:

So then, why is it that every time this is who shows up:

Where do the calendar guys hide out?  Is the Fire Department afraid they may get hurt before next year's photo shoot, so they are never allowed to leave the station?  Or are they even firemen?  I'm starting to think they may just be hired models.  But we'll give it a few more tries with the popcorn, or elevator...whatever works.  Maybe next time we'll get lucky :-)